Oh Sweet Minivan O’ Mine!

By: Christie Crowder (View Profile)

After years of protest and swearing I would never, ever, under any circumstances have a need ... I am the proud owner of a MINIVAN! Yes, my final badge of motherhood has been bestowed on me and I could not be happier! 

My protest began as a result of being a passenger in one as a teen. This was the 80s, the birth decade of the minivan and they were, at that time, glorified station wagons and, to me, just as unattractive. More importantly, oh so un-cool! And my family had one that just screamed “grocery grabber” or “loser mobile” ... you know, with the big faux wood-grain siding on it. But yet, it served us well. It was our method of transportation for countless trips to Florida. It carted me back and forth to college many times. It did its job well. 

Growing up, getting married, and having kids did not heighten the desire for one because now the cool thing was the SUV. You can get one in any size: small, medium, large, extra-large. What did I need with a minivan? Though the style and creature comforts of the minivan have changed for the better, I was still stuck in my 80s stigma that minivans turned you into a frumpy old mom who’s no fun. Give me a tricked out SUV and I was good to go. I had a Honda CRV. Hardly tricked out … in fact, the base-est of the base models. But an SUV, nonetheless, and that was good enough for me.

The shift came when a good friend of mine, also on protest with two kids, broke down and surrendered to the call of the minivan cult. I was shocked! This lady, who once declared that in spite of motherhood, she will always drive a cute car, now owns a minivan. I was convinced she was brainwashed! I couldn’t believe she of all people—queen of diva-dom—caved on her cute car! And she was happy about it! My thoughts were if she could do it (and love it), maybe I’ll consider it ... later ... when I have another child (I only had one at the time). They are definitely going to have to get cooler! 

Fast forward—I now have a four-year-old daughter and a one-year-old son. Two kids in a CRV is like two kids in a VW Beetle! Only one other person could ride with me; two if they were skinny enough to fit between the car seats in the back.  The stroller took up the entire trunk space, so forget about shopping. A bigger vehicle was inevitable.

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posted: 12.15.2008
Kristi Stevens
I love, love, love this... and am sad, sad, sad (sob) that after nine years of driving a minivan I am now not.... enjoy girl! Vans RULE.
posted: 10.08.2008
Swimmer's Mom
This is a great story! We are expecting twins to add to our family (we have a 14 month old) and realized that there was no way in heck we could get three car seats in the back of the Prius or the family sedan (a camry). With grudging acceptance we have come to terms with the word "minivan." I was dearly hoping we would have hybrid options but those are easily two years away..... So it's car shopping for us! Hubby will keep prius for commuting, and I get the mom-mobile.
posted: 10.08.2008
Kim Hess
So enjoyed your story! In my early twenties I bought a 2 door sports car and declared to my friends I would never buy a four door let alone a minivan! A decade and two kids later I still don't own a minivan but am envious of my friends who have one...yes time and age does give one wisdom. The wisdom of knowing I'd take a minivan over a two seater two door convertible cherry apple red sports car ANYDAY! As Napoleon Dynamite would say of your minivan..."Luucckkyy!!"
posted: 10.08.2008
saucymomma
I am almost ready to join you in minivandom. I have four children and have tasted the minivan punch, but have not consumed enough to join the cult just yet. We live in Texas so there is an added geek factor to minivans vs. our everything-is-bigger-in-Texas truck/SUV. When more favorable financial winds begin to blow, I forcast a minivan in our future. Thanks for the great article!
posted: 10.08.2008
Miriam Cash
Oh, yes indeed! I feel your pain! I, too, was laughed at until we cried the day I pulled up at my friends with my first of three minivans! I swore I would NEVER be caught dead in one! I took my drivers' test in a woodie wagon in the late 70's! That was mortifying enough! No, a minivan drivin', frumpy ole' mom I would never be. Guess what! I did...and I am...but I'm finally movin' on! They do have their place, I wouldn't have raised my children without one! They probably wouldn't have survived without one because vans are big enough to put each child in their own row to avoid eyeballs being scratched out by a sibling! But oh, sweet solace is around the corner! My oldest will be going to college next year and has his own drivers' license and I can finally downsize...who thought downsizing would be so appealing?! But, what will I drive now?? Nothing can live up to the ammenities of my minivan! Maybe a Mercedes, Lexus, Porsche. Peshaw! Maybe a few more spins around the block I'll go.
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