The 2008 election has the potential of inspiring exciting conversations—about race, gender, and issues—yet today’s discussion is about lipstick, making me think that Sarah Palin will, if she hasn’t already, be offered a cosmetics line to endorse.
The GOP vice-presidential candidate joked, “What’s the difference between a pit bull and a soccer mom? Lipstick!” This should position her to be the first politician to represent Revlon along with the United States.
With Lipstickgate getting so much attention, look for a line of Sarah Palin cosmetics to include:
- Pitbull limp plumper
- The blush to nowhere
- Earmark concealing cream
- Non-running mascara for the woman who’s running
- Pig Pink lip liner
- Sarah’s Facial Scrub
- Red State lip gloss
- Long-lasting lip color for Hockey Moms/Vice-Presidents
- Don’t mess with Sarah or you’ll be accused of sexism eyeliner
- Thanks, but no thanks, under eye cream
