I don’t get:
- That leather purses and plastic eyeglass frames have shot up in price along with gasoline. Are they controlled by OPEC?
- Memory loss
- The popularity of rubber shower shoes
- Whoopi Goldberg
- Shamelessness
- Watching reality TV shows
- Why you always weigh more at the doctor’s office
- Baggy jeans belted so low, you can’t walk and your crack shows
- How planes stay in the air
- Who made up lol, brb, etc. (etc. I get; it’s Latin)
- What causes headaches
- Hedge funds and investment banking
- but most of all Whoopi Goldberg
